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Batgasm
John: "Dude, that Batman movie last night totally rocked my world! I felt like Christopher Nolan was blowing my mind with his brain baby the entire time!"
Neil: "You, sir, have achieved the Batgasm."
Neil: "You, sir, have achieved the Batgasm."
Batgasm by Funky_Hot_Jesus July 22, 2012
Babegasm
A violent and sometimes even fatal mental response that occurs when a person is blessed with the presence of one or more really good looking people (often referred to as 'Babes').
Cases of a Babegasms vary, depending on the number of babes in the victims presence.
Common symptoms of Babegasms:
- Waddling
- Passing out in absurd locations
- Death
9% of Babegasm sufferers have survived.
12% have died as a result of a category 5 Babegasm
The other 79% are still missing..
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Cases of a Babegasms vary, depending on the number of babes in the victims presence.
Common symptoms of Babegasms:
- Waddling
- Passing out in absurd locations
- Death
9% of Babegasm sufferers have survived.
12% have died as a result of a category 5 Babegasm
The other 79% are still missing..
Join thousands of people fight against the leading cause of Babegasms! Follow the link below!
>>>>>> www.makemeugly.com <<<<<<
Leonard: Dude, you will never guess who's at the front door talking to Amy!
Craig: ..Who?
Leonard: Kate! Damn she's fine.. Doesn't she just make you want to explore her body?
Craig: *Babegasm*
Leonard: I'm gonna ask for her number by the end of th- Woah! Where are you off to eh?
Craig: *Waddling away*
Leonard: I knew you couldn't resist! You're going for a perve aren't ya??
Craig: ....... *Waddles out of sight*
Leonard: Haha thought so.. Now where was I? *Wank Wank*
Craig: ..Who?
Leonard: Kate! Damn she's fine.. Doesn't she just make you want to explore her body?
Craig: *Babegasm*
Leonard: I'm gonna ask for her number by the end of th- Woah! Where are you off to eh?
Craig: *Waddling away*
Leonard: I knew you couldn't resist! You're going for a perve aren't ya??
Craig: ....... *Waddles out of sight*
Leonard: Haha thought so.. Now where was I? *Wank Wank*
Babegasm by Winning4Dummies May 8, 2011
Michael Baygasm
The 120 minutes (at least) where you are sitting with a mixed emotion of extreme visual entertainment and a serious WTF sensation.
Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.
Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.
P1: Dude I just saw Transformers 3.. It was the biggest Michael Baygasm I've ever seen.
P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!
P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!
P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!
P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!
Michael Baygasm by Gasmed out October 13, 2011
Bargasm
An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.
Mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.
Bargasm by IrishLaddy May 7, 2009
Bangasmic
A mixture of the two words, Bangin' and Orgasmic which are sexual ways to say "Awesome" It shows that something is beyond awesome.
Bangasmic by hendoking92 December 27, 2010
Bakegasm
Bakegasm by The Funny Boner November 15, 2011
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.