John: "Dude, that Batman movie last night totally rocked my world! I felt like Christopher Nolan was blowing my mind with his brain baby the entire time!"
Neil: "You, sir, have achieved the Batgasm."
A violent and sometimes even fatal mental response that occurs when a person is blessed with the presence of one or more really good looking people (often referred to as 'Babes').
Cases of a Babegasms vary, depending on the number of babes in the victims presence.
Common symptoms of Babegasms:
- Waddling
- Passing out in absurd locations
- Death
9% of Babegasm sufferers have survived.
12% have died as a result of a category 5 Babegasm
The other 79% are still missing..
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The 120 minutes (at least) where you are sitting with a mixed emotion of extreme visual entertainment and a serious WTF sensation.
Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.