Gaffney

A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D

Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!

Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane

Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......

Gaffney by APERSONWHOISAPERSON September 29, 2013

Gaffney

The most amazing, beautiful, lovely space mermaid that ever existed.

All hail the Gaffney mermaid space queen

Gaffney by Lord_Nikolaus June 18, 2021

gaffney

The adjective gaffney describes someone or something that is hideous, disgusting or repulsive.

The word comes from the surname of British actor Dean Gaffney, who is famously ugly.

I can't believe you fucked that girl last night! She was gaffney!

Who farted? That's gaffney!

gaffney by Gaffney & Associates January 9, 2009

Gaffney

The best town in the south and the country. Also has the best high school football team and peaches in the country.

That town Gaffney has some dam good football players like Justin Ness #43 and the best peaches I ever had.

Gaffney by rick June 21, 2004

Gaffney

Gaffney actually is a piss spot on the map. The prior entry was indicative of the intellect of one of its residents. BUT they do have the biggest peach in the world.

"Buck White walks to work everyday....from Gaffney to Toccoa"

Gaffney by Brithael July 17, 2006

Gaffney

Spartinburg football sucks
go Gaffney.

Gaffney is the best in the Big 16.

Gaffney by travis July 26, 2004

Gaffney's Law 

The combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance in the opinions and beliefs of the general population, i.e., the collective hubris of the masses, drives the intelligence, the professionalism, and the knowledge of the benign and de facto noocracy from the marketplace of ideas.

Bush's election and re-election confirm the validity of Gaffney's Law.

The frequent violent persecutions of non-Hindus by Hindus in India is a manifestation of Gaffney's Law.

Gaffney's Law by Co-Cavan January 20, 2009