Statia

A collection of online statuses posted on a social media site.

Especially relevant when discussing several status posts regarding the same subject.

"The statia about the party made it sound like a crazy night."

by LoFi September 15, 2013

Statia

Someone who is very interested in the word around them, likes to enjoy new things, and is a creative person. But they don't shoulder responsibility well. The things that interests them in the moment are most important. They are very attractive. People like them for their free spirit.

That girl was such a Statia, she was crazy but fun!

by Allytria January 25, 2010

statia

Loser. Shallow. Flake

God, Gary Coleman is such a statia

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

dirty statia

When you lick an asshole with shit all over it, then make out with her.

“I liked her shitty butthole and made her eat it, I gave her the dirty statia”

by Deezzzzxnuits April 2, 2020