Drowsing 

The act of semi-consciously surfing the Internet, following the rabbit trail of link after link until you come back to reality only to realize you have wander far away from your original search.

After a late night session of drowsing, Steve couldn't figure out how he went from researching Colony Collapse Disorder to Brazilian Fart Porn.

Drowsing by cyburbob August 26, 2013

Drowsing 

Sleeping and browsing TV at the same time. You doze through the boring parts of games, but wake up and catch the big plays, courtesy of crowd noise.

I was drowsing, when I saw (insert team name here) make the game winning play!

Drowsing by Bobohead September 7, 2013

drowsing 

When you're sleepily or absentmindedly browsing something, you are drowsing.

I was just drowsing Facebook in bed
I was drowsing eBay and found this really weird item
Damn, drowsing is dangerous. My Amazon wishlist is huge now

drowsing by blaiddblondie May 20, 2019

dowsing rod 

A forked stick used to find underground water. Shaped like a Y. When there's water, the straight part of the stick moves towards the ground.

I tried a dowsing rod on several occasions & it Always found water! I used a simple stick & it worked, to my amazement!

dowsing rod by Starchylde June 23, 2016

sinjin drowning 

cool and awesome duo of siblings (weston and kalynn koury) playing video games and drinking coffee on youtube. they’re also known for streaming on famous platform twitch. they’re big fans of hit shows victorious and icarly.

- have you seen sinjin drowning’s new video ?

- no dude, i was busy watching alfie deyes’ new vlog.

sinjin drowning by S1K0WITZ January 26, 2021

Drowning goldfish 

An excuse used by people to leave conversations or any social gatherings

You: Hey I gotta go my goldfish is drowning
Them: A drowning goldfish?
You: Yep alright I'll see you later

Drowning goldfish by massivetittyworm123 March 27, 2022

Drowning Fisherman 

Guy goes down on fishy pussy when she hooks her legs around his head and pulls him in to the point of suffocation.

He deserved a drowning fisherman, you could smell it across the room.

Drowning Fisherman by I'm Big and I Shit Big September 21, 2015