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Ding Dong Dick 

When one has a sexual partner that you are not emotionally attached to but have sex with regularly. The action of ding dong dick is to represent the easiness of which getting sex with them is. Just ringing the doorbell will provide intercourse. The phrase is also a play in ding dong ditch.
I went over to her house to play ding dong dick
Ding Dong Dick by Inside man July 15, 2013

Ding Dong Dick 

The act of leaving a 7 foot dragon dildo at ones door after ringing said victims door bell.
Brad broke up with his girlfriend so her friends decided to Ding Dong Dick him.
Ding Dong Dick by ItsDarc August 4, 2020

Ding Dong Dick 

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*
Ding Dong Dick by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

ding dong dick 

a promiscuous lady who enjoys sexual intercourse with a penis every night, several times a night (a hoe)
"she went ding dong dickin with every guy in our school! what a whore!"
ding dong dick by mel and al December 9, 2014

Ding Dong Dick 

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.
Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.
Ding Dong Dick by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Ding-dong dick me down 

Ding dong dick me down can also be abbreviated to DDDMD. This can be used when you are ready to get that dick and nothing is going to stop you. Ding dong bitch gimme that dick.