Xboner

1. An Xbox One player.
2. A Microsoft fanboy.

xXQu1cKsC0pEzXx420SephirothXx is your typical Xbone player; he is an Xboner.

by xXQu1cKsC0pEzXx420SephirothXx June 28, 2013

xboner

A xbox one die hard fan who only cares for microsoft

Person 1: That guy is such an xboner
Person 2: Eww

by lagit February 28, 2019

Xboner

A Crying little bitch on the inter webs, who has not the slightest clue on anything relevant to a given conversation. Also if given the opportunity to suck the dick of anyone who says the word Microsoft of Xbox they would fall to their knees with mouths wide open.

1. Hey you see that faggot sucking that dick over there ...he sure is an Xboner , aslo i think his dumb ass bought that terrible Xbone

by Real Talk True Story January 23, 2014

Xboner

many Playstation 4 fans use it to insult Xbox One users. the thought of 'boner' in the word Xboner stands for Xbox One fans getting an erection because of the console. please mind that that is not actually true. the word was being used in the Console Wars between the PS4 and the Xbox One (and the Wii U of course).

dude, all these Xboners keep commenting about why Xbox One is better than PS4, it looks like this console war is never over.

by Arteeeh September 15, 2014

Xboner

XBONER is a word commonly used by PC and PlayStation fans to make fun of the Xbox One.

Guy 1: Hey look there is the new Xbox One
Guy 1: I am going to buy it.
Guy 2: No you should get a PlayStation 4.
Guy 3: Don't get an XBONER or GayStation 4, get a PC to play games on.
Guy 1: I DONT WANT A GAYSTATION OR PC, I WANT AN XBOX ONE
Guy 2: You know he is gay, right?
Guy 3: Yeah he is gay, also you are gay for liking the GayStation 4

by MrDylanyay December 7, 2015

Xboned

The act of getting boned by Microsoft's upcoming Xbox One system. This can include the price, the used game restrictions, or the always online connectivity.

Guy 1: My internet won't be fixed for another three days so I can't play my new FIFA 14

Guy 2: you totally got Xboned

by Bootzy June 12, 2013

xboned

Refers to anyone who bought the xbox one

Dude you bought the xbox one instead of the ps4?!!!!!

...... bro you got xboned in the ass.

by Anonymous Shade June 11, 2013