Dickfender

n. When a guy defends someone against all logic because he wants in his or her pants.

"I can't believe Carol went home with that douchebag."
"I'm sure he only slept on her couch."
"You're such a dickfender, man."

by krondharpey June 20, 2013

dickheadery

word used to describe the behaviour of a dickhead...

(in the same way a "stupidity" is used to describe the behaviour of a stupid person).

"Why did he do that?! Why does he need to indugle in this dickheadery?"

by StompKat September 12, 2009

Dickwinder

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.

They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!

by Tittysweet September 23, 2015

Dickwinder

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.

Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!

by Tittysweet September 13, 2015

DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.

Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?

by pwnissa June 21, 2009

Diefenderfer

The act of dipping your dick in another man's rectum while extending out your arm in a nazi salute.

The fuhrer was pleased to here his men were diefenderfering each other in his honor.

by Fuhrerofmemes March 21, 2019

Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.

Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.

by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012