Orimental

An oriental person who is especially mental, or who diverges greatly from the oriental stereotype.

An Chinese person walks into a bar:

Bartender: "glass of water is it?

Chinese person: "5 shots of tequila please"

Bartender: "you orimental!!!"

Orimental by Craymar February 11, 2013

cross-orientation

Having sexual attraction to one gender, but romantic attraction to the other.

Cross-orientation is a complicated topic.

cross-orientation by Mason_Is_The_Joker April 23, 2018

Orientated AroAce 

An Oriented AroAce is an AroAce person who identifies with another orientation label in a nonromantic, nonsexual way. For example, Oriented AroAce’s may identify as a Pan AroAce, Bi AroAce, Lesbian AroAce, or Gay AroAce, etc. Other attractions that an Orientated AroAce May feel could be: Alterous Attraction, Aesthetic Attraction, Emotional Attraction, Platonic Attraction, QueerPlatonic Attraction, Sensual Attraction (eg hugs from ppl are nice), etc.

Koko: “Hey, btw I’m Orientated AroAce. That means I still don’t feel romantic and sexual attraction, but I feel other attractions. I feel Aesthetic, Alterous, Platonic, and Qplatonic”.

Kai: “Ah cool, I’ve never heard the term until now. Which way do you swing on the non-romo non-sexual attrac scale?”

Koko: “Oh, I’m Pan AroAce”

Kai: “I’ll always support you”.

Orientated AroAce by Koko_themouse April 8, 2020

Going Oriental 

"Eating the cat", performing felatio on your female partner. Derived from the common eastern practice of eating feline specimens.

Though Jason Mao was slightly overweight and poorly endowed, he was well reputed in the female community for consistently and effectively going oriental whenever necessary.

Going Oriental by Dilax September 12, 2014

Mental Mental Chicken Oriental 

Describes a situation that is out of control or crazy or an object which is eccentric or brightly colored or designed.

This whole situation involving Rachel is Mental Mental Chicken Oriental!
Or
Jake's new hoody is bright pink with orange polka dots, its Mental Mental Chicken Oriental!

Mental Mental Chicken Oriental by Mackofjuly January 27, 2013

Oriental Planner 

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.

Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

Oriental Planner by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009

oriental tug 

The art of masturbation by yourself or a friend, with the usage of chopsticks.

I was in the local chinese restaurant and my girlfriend gave me an oriental tug under the table.

oriental tug by Chocolate Booty Man December 17, 2011