orientated

The illiterate way to say "oriented." While technically a word, you sound like a moron when you say it.

Annoying used car huckster in Phoenix, heard recently on the radio: "We're customer orientated..."

by workinglate February 8, 2007

orientated

to become oriented, but orientated sounds better.

Max: Where are we?
Bill: Can't you tell?
Max: No
Bill: Look at that building...
Max: Oh ya, I remember now, I'm so orientated!
Bill: Your orientation astounds me, it's a beautiful thing.

by Zumo September 11, 2004

Orientated AroAce

An Oriented AroAce is an AroAce person who identifies with another orientation label in a nonromantic, nonsexual way. For example, Oriented AroAce’s may identify as a Pan AroAce, Bi AroAce, Lesbian AroAce, or Gay AroAce, etc. Other attractions that an Orientated AroAce May feel could be: Alterous Attraction, Aesthetic Attraction, Emotional Attraction, Platonic Attraction, QueerPlatonic Attraction, Sensual Attraction (eg hugs from ppl are nice), etc.

Koko: “Hey, btw I’m Orientated AroAce. That means I still don’t feel romantic and sexual attraction, but I feel other attractions. I feel Aesthetic, Alterous, Platonic, and Qplatonic”.

Kai: “Ah cool, I’ve never heard the term until now. Which way do you swing on the non-romo non-sexual attrac scale?”

Koko: “Oh, I’m Pan AroAce”

Kai: “I’ll always support you”.

by Koko_themouse April 8, 2020

piss-orientated

Becoming lost or confused as a result of alcohol

Where are we? I'm so piss-orientated

by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

dick orientated

when a women is so straight it hurts.

she’s so dick orientated

by remains2009 November 23, 2020

fanny orientated

when a man is so straight it hurts.

he’s so fanny orientated

by remains2009 November 23, 2020

cross-orientation

Having sexual attraction to one gender, but romantic attraction to the other.

Cross-orientation is a complicated topic.

by Mason_Is_The_Joker April 23, 2018