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swallowgize 

When a man/woman proceeds to to gulp down their man's penis (usually most who swallowgize end up ingesting their partner's semen as well) in an attempt to make amends for past transgressions. Also related to the term swallowgy, the oral version of an apology.
Guy 1: Hey did you and your girlfriend ever apologize for being a bitch to you last night?

Guy 2 : No, actually she never did.

Guy 1: Man I'm sorrow bro, should kick her ass to the curb!!

Guy 2 : I made her swallowgize instead. (grins)

Guy 1 : Ah nice man! She's a keeper!
swallowgize by conrm33 January 21, 2013
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swallogize 

to apologize by way of sincere oral sexual favors - somewhat analogous to make up sex...
After I loaned her my car and she wrecked it, Laney felt she needed to swallogize - it didn't fix my car, but that girl could suck the chrome off a bumper...

(It's never too late to swallogize)
swallogize by diremudflap January 13, 2008
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shallowize 

to lower the quality of; to make shallow
People who ignore the facts are shallowize the issue.
shallowize by zooey December 23, 2008

aswallowgize 

The act of apologizing by performing a blow job to completion and swallowing in order to right a wrong.
After taking my boyfriends lighter he expected me to aswallowgize when I got home.
aswallowgize by RideoutChick September 8, 2016

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026