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The Fountains Of Cum 

A man’s balls. Located right under the penis.
The Fountains Of Cum! Where all the cum cums from! We have fresh, pure cum that will make you want to have a good licking.

Fountains of Wayne 

A power-pop band/indie-rock band formed in 1995. They're pretty unknown. Their biggest hit so far would have to be Stacey's Mom. (All together now --- Ooohh! That band!) They've also had a hit on The OC Soundtrack; All Kinds Of Time.

Current band members include:
Chris Collingwood (guitar, vocals)
Adam Schlesinger (bass)
Jody Porter (guitar)
Brian Young (drums)
A: Do you know what Fountains of Wayne is?
B: It's a band!
A: Contratualtions! I've been asking everyone today and you're the first so far.

Fountaining 

A sexual act where one partner urinates into another partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.
Kayley cried after a good fountaining by Rich. She sobbed as the backwash burned.
Fountaining by Rich and Jackie October 8, 2007

Fountains of Wayne 

A powerpop band. This is not wikipedia, so i'll cut the crap, and say; a one-hit wonder popular for "Stacy's Mom."
"Hey Doug, put that Fountains of Wayne song on."

Everyone at the party, drunk: "STACY'S MOM, HAS GOT IT GOING ON!!"
Fountains of Wayne by SUN GG January 19, 2009

fountains of wayne 

Amazing power-pop band, with incredible song writing
Fountains of Wayne is the nigger shit

fountains of wayne 

A great band with great songs. Very underated by the general populace because people are too busy listening to hip hop.
Person listening to hip hop: Yo i neva heard of no fountains of wayne.
Person with good musical taste: That's cause your a moron