A crossover between a hipster and a trustafarian. Lives self-indulgently, wears cheap flip flops, and uses essential oils in lieu of other body fragrances. Uses disposable income to create an intricate and artistic personal image, and doesn't care if anyone notices or not. Abides by the hipster commandment: "Shun thee the popular and the trite." A hipstafarian generally maintains a lazy and careless relationship with current events and politics and would probably much rather discuss a pine tree they saw earlier. Basically these folks smoke a tidy amount of weed on the regular.
"OMG let's go get gas station cappuccino and listen to Velvet Underground!"
"You hipstafarian sonofabitch. I'm IN! Pass the pinchie!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.