Lucastration 

The removal of a man's ability to reproduce quality work and arouse genuine interest in the public.

"Say, sport, why hasn't M. Night Shyamalan directed any good movies in over a decade?"
"He appears to have undergone a lucastration."
"Oh, it's that serious?"
"I'm afraid so."

Lucastration by NaliG October 28, 2012

Lucastration 

The act of crushing someone’s pelvic bone to the point where either they die from the pain or are sterilized.

"Did you hear what happened to Mike?"
"Yea, Alex totally lucastrated them!"
"Lucastration?!"

Lucastration by Florida-Phoenix March 18, 2022

Lustration 

The state of being frustrated by a lustful intense sexual desire or appetite. Being unable to relieve the self ardent enthusiasm; zest; relish of or illicit lustful sexual desire or appetite.

The frustration borne of the intoxicating feeling one gets when around a member of the opposite sex one is attracted to and is in Lust for.

Beware: Can if not relieved lead to one becoming Lustarded.

Brendan's textual relations are leaving Katrina in a state of lustration. He should deal with this personally by walking the talk and inviting Craig 'out to lunch' before she becomes a Lustard.

Lustration by Craig with the tapping foot May 24, 2008

Lustration 

A state of insanity in a male caused by the extreme desire to vigorously make love to someone, but there is no one to vigorously make love to.

Man, that guy must have some serious lustration! He is just running around in public slapping his dick on everything he sees!

Lustration by Bananamanagram January 16, 2015

lustration 

To lust for someone and frustrated that you can't have them.

John has serious lustrations for Todd's wife.

lustration by 326Cubed February 3, 2009