Wasband 

A former Husband who you are now divorced from.

My wasband Laurence is giving me such a hard time with the spousal support. How am I supposed to pay for all my expenses without his monthly support payments!

Wasband by Balbal69 July 31, 2020

wasband 

A former husband. Someone you were married to formerly and are now divorced from. Denotes merely a descriptive term. Can often connote fondness when in the right context.

"S" is my wasband. Now, I'm married to "Q". He's my "Is-band".

wasband by Evie Weinstein January 13, 2008

wasband 

an ex-husband

I'd love to go out for drinks, but I have to deal with my idiot wasband tonight.

wasband by Ken Bergenham October 8, 2003

WASband 

Noun.

Former husband.

Antonym: ISband

"My WASband was addicted to online porn and hookers, so I had to ditch the motherfucker."

WASband by Maven April 15, 2004

wasband 

1. the person who WAS your husBAND.
2. what you call the father of your children because you feel terribly bad crossing him out ("ex") every time you speak of him in front of the kids.
3. how you snidely introduce your new boyfriend to your ex-husband.
4. the HAS BEEN of a HUSBAND
5. your baby's daddy

"Damn, my wasband tried to hook-up with me again today as I tried to drop off the kids."

"Mike, this is my new lover, Jason. Jason, this is my wasband."

wasband by kallisto concoctions June 20, 2009

Wasband 

Former husband.

My current husband is nothing like my wasband; he is kind, considerate, generous, and would not THINK of cheating on me. My wasband was a real deadbeat. I don't know what I was thinking when I married him.

Wasband by Was-wife September 12, 2009

wasband 

Ex husband from a divorce. Was your husband = wasband.

My wasband and I are both attending my daughter's back to school nite next week.

wasband by Harshmistress September 19, 2009