A town on the outskirts of Charlotte aka the GAS HOUSE where hella hoes & white people live. Everyone fucks for free & meet @ cookout after the games. Everyone raps & smokes cannabis. 12 be hot af. & people get exposed on the Facebook lock up page & they war on 4th of July
by Shabooya689 June 10, 2019
Get the Gastonia mug.(noun) a place. Known as The #Gashouse or #Gtown. A small city west of #Charlotte North Carolina where nobody wants to go...unless you are looking to score some #jank or #dogfood. It once was dubbed the nickname #LilChicago due to its extremely high crime rate but unlike the real #Chi the #Gs or #gangstas in G Town are a bunch of broke white boys peddling shitty #shards of meth to their #homeboy's girlfriends in return for a chance to catch the clap from her #swamptwat. It is the armpit of America. If you are born there, you aren't likely to ever leave but if you do escape the #trap you shouldn't ever return for any reason! They used to cruise Franklin Blvd like the #strip but nowadays the only strip you will find is suboxone. The only place in the world where everybody knows everybody, everybody fucks everybody, nobody has a good body and you are likely to #get bodied for trying to be somebody. Everybody is a snitch everybody is with ya bitch and running along side main st. Is a big ass concrete ditch.
by KingDingALing704 November 12, 2020
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A town on the outskirts of Charlotte, North Carolina. It is known for blacks/ros bbq and sundrop. There is also Carolina Speedway, where the entire town goes to redneck it up. Even girls who are snobby bitches go and wear the heels and act like they're country, just to fit. Basically, Gastonia is full of rednecks and girls who are fake. But hey, at least we have good bbq.
by ialwayswinbitch July 28, 2012
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by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021
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Everyone: HOW COULD YOU SAY THE MOST OFFENSIVE SLUR WITHOUT A PASS!?!?!?
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Everyone: HOW COULD YOU SAY THE MOST OFFENSIVE SLUR WITHOUT A PASS!?!?!?
by David(BFDI) August 2, 2023
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by The Kenno July 27, 2021
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1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021
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