cunt grease 

(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.

I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!

cunt grease by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012

Slimy Grease Cunt 

Prostitute that uses mayonnaise as a lubricant

Who is the Slimy Grease Cunt that gave my ex my fucking number?

Slimy Grease Cunt by BongoBird June 25, 2019

Greasy Cunt 

A person who has ulterior motives.

This greasy cunt is sucking up so hard

Greasy Cunt by Oz_larrakin June 27, 2021

greasy cunt 

A vagina becomes very greasy after getting a mexican dick shoved into it.

Derek Lacey's vagina is so greasy that when he gets a high temp he can deep fry a turkey in that bitch.

greasy cunt by snaggLe December 27, 2004

Greasy cunt 

If u haven't washed ur hair in weeks congrats ur a greasy cunt if you have brown hair blue eyes and freckles YOURE A GREASY CUNT

Greasy cunts try to flip their hair back but fail cause the greasewon't co operate

A:omg ew her hair is like a Lego mans head that's how u kno she hasn't washed it in weeks
B:yeah IKR greasy cunt

Greasy cunt by Honeycombbiscuit October 16, 2018