Codoinked

The feeling you get when you leave a conversation and think of all the things you should have said.

person 1: blah blah blah (arguing)
person 2: blah blah blah (rubbish comebacks)

person 2 leaves
person 2: oh i should have said that, i feel codoinked

Codoinked by cheese-themostamazingthingever June 7, 2012

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Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

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Codoinked • Choinked • coinkedink • coinked out the gorg

coinkedink

corruption of coincidence. US slang

What a coinkedink!

coinkedink by billythefish2302 October 4, 2010

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coinked out the gorg

a state of being

when one is straight coinked out the gorg

I’m coinked out the gorg.

coinked out the gorg by drywall13 November 27, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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