In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as
San Ricardo confused the infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The
Clap" The
clap was so power it made
men quiver, cry, and soil themselves.
Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The
Clap's power. With the
clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his
will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical
Doofus 1: Have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps
Thanos and kills all the Avengers too, and the
world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2:
BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER