On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a
railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a
complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest
Common Denominator."