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Mitchell and Jordan

Perfection. Destined to be together forever. The couple that people see and know they are something special. The couple that looks into each others eyes and realises everything will be ok as long as they have each other.
Look at those to. They are like a Mitchell and Jordan

Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan

The hottest bitches you’ll ever see. They are so sexy, flawless, banging, amazing, adorable, precious, gorgeous, and humble. They are also the funniest people you’ll ever meet and are very creative. They have tight pussies and know how to use em 😉 in conclusion they are the most perfect people in the world and when they die they should be donated to science so biologist know what a perfect person (and perfect pair of tits) looks like. Emphasis on perfect tits
Chad: “Holy shit. Those girls are almost Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan”
Terrance: “yeah but bro no one could ever be them bc they are literally so perfect
Chad: “yeah bro you’re right, man what I would do to bang them”

jordin Mitchell

A very pretty girl
Omg there go Jordin Mitchell
jordin Mitchell by #H.E.R May 30, 2024

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026