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whateverthefuck 

The response given when a friend or group of friends is making derogatory remarks about a recent conquest, and you are in no positon to defend yourself.
Martin: Hey, John, rememeber last night when you got with the rank fat bitch with stubble and cauliflower ears?
You gonna call her? Hahahaha!
John(hungover): Whateverthefuck.

whateverthefuck 

A friend that is officially only a friend, but you really want to cuddle with / take care of them (and maybe go down on them in your imagination), but you gotta be really careful because you aren't single and you don't want your partner to think you're cheating because you definitely aren't actually cheating, but your imaginary fantasies about your friend are really strong, so you need a phrase to describe your percieved not-quite-girlfriend.
"Heyyyyy, I totally had a wet dream about my whateverthefuck last night."

"Wow be careful. Don't tell your boyfriend."
whateverthefuck by Macaronibeef April 21, 2022

whateverthefucktionship 

When two people are romantically involved and in love, but there are variables outside of what they share causing an inability to define the relationship. DTR
They are so in love, but until he gets that divorce, they have to remain at whateverthefucktionship status.

Holidays and gift shopping can be really tough in a whateverthefucktionship.

whateverthefuckyouwant 

Anything that may spark your interest enough to purchase or acquire it.
1. If you want to create a website you have to purchase a domain name , for example: www.whateverthefuckyouwant.com

2. Go to Target and get whateverthefuckyouwant for the house Lois, I don't care.
whateverthefuckyouwant by db January 29, 2005

whereverthefuckistan 

A land so far away and in the middle of nowhere that someone would go to only if they are a so called "terrorist" hiding from a superpower nation that wants to blow them to bits. The place you end up when you get lost twice while on your way to fuck where.
The priest runaway to whereverthefuckistan when he caught on camera molesting the little boy in his sunday school class.

whateverthefuckistan

slang term that people sometimes use sarcastically or dismissively to refer to an unknown, remote, or imaginary place—usually when they don’t know or don’t care to know the real name of the place. It plays off the naming convention of countries like Pakistan, Afghanistan, etc., with “-stan” meaning “land of” in Persian.

It’s not a real place—just a way to express frustration, confusion, or indifference.
ICE and SecState should
Stop announcing the deportations. Make the arrest deport these terrorist fucks, have the paperwork ready to go.
Make the arrest, put them on a plane to whateverthefuckistan, and then announce it so the courts cannot get involved. -HebrewHammer