offenditarian

A portmanteau of "offended" and "humanitarian". It describes someone who has made a lifestyle out of finding deep offense in most any situation. Usually offense is found "on behalf" of other people who represent a definable group that the offenditarian themselves are clearly not a part of.
This is usually to make a display of "solidarity", an important word in the lexicon of offenditarians.
There is a strict hierarchy of human value, with handicapable African American lesbian female gendered womyn taking the top spot, and white cysgendered males being "worth" only 1/16th of the former.
The irony of offenditarianism is that if one becomes offended on behalf of someone higher on the value scale, the person higher up can use that to then become offended by the "patronizing," "colonialist" mindset of the offenditarian.

"Why is that girl running down the street and screaming at the ice cream truck?"
"The driver is wearing all white, a trademark outfit of early 20th Century eugenicists."
"Is the ice cream man a eugenicist?"
"No, but the girl is afraid someone might think he is, she is an offenditarian."

offenditarian by 8mmDevil October 29, 2011

Offendatarian 

Offendatarians are generally those people who are the most intolerant, narrow minded & narcissistic people in society and; ironically, they are extremely offensive themselves in the way that they voice their opinions and try to enforce such opinions on the majority of Society. They typically have a low IQ, a poor or simple minded sense of humor, and believe that anything that is not to their personal liking should be banned, (rather than avoided as far as possible by offendatarians), such as Satire & and the like.

I find it terribly sad and damaging to a free society that some of our greatest satirists have bowed down to the pressures of a biased and disproportionately powerful, albeit minority, bunch of Offendatarians; such as the BBC news organisations, Human Resource Departments, Local Government and the like.

Offendatarian by idiocracy62 February 25, 2022