Glumpkie

The act of licking someone else's butthole while they are shingling a roof.

"I gave my boyfriend a glumpkie the other day! It seemed like it was really dangerous and offensive to the neighbors..."

Glumpkie by Chronitrontrontron October 27, 2011

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Glumpkin

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

Glumpkin by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

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Glumpkie • glumpkin • glumpie • glumpken • grumpkie • fatty glumpkin

glumpkin

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"
Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

glumpkin by Swiss Cheddah January 11, 2008

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glumpkin

a dirty sloppy wet gumby when taking a massive shit

its a gumby and a blumpkin at the same time

yo my nigg the other day i was takeing my shit when your grandma walked in and delerious as she was she gave me a nasty glumpkin.

his nigg: WTF AWWWWWLLGHGFGHG mmhm,m dude wtf why... i think im gonna uhuh ..... i think i- im gonna go get one ill see ya later bro.

glumpkin by harry s taint September 22, 2011