Shitcago

Cold, grey murder capital of the midwest. Life is so bad in Shitcago that the Cubs seem like a good baseball team to watch! Home of really bad haircuts.

Look, Shitcago is on fire again. Oh well, it's probably for the best.

by Bears still suck! January 2, 2009

Shitcago

Popular nickname for the redneck douchebag capital of the Midwest, more commonly known as "Chicago". See "Chicago".

Ever been to Shitcago? It's a great town, if your a redneck douchebag, or a submissive colored guy. You think east coast guidos are bad? You've never been to Shitcago.

by CulturalEye March 15, 2007

Shitcago

the act of taking a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Chip got Montezuma's Revenge in Mexico and spent almost half his vacation in Shitcago.

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Shitcago

Not New Jersey.

Yeah I'm from Shitcago. It's not anything like New Jersey... :(.

Tree, tree, farm, tree, cow, farm, farm, cow, corn,......corn...tree

by [DrunkenBusDriver] February 29, 2004

go to Shitcago

to take a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Whenever I drink coffee I have to go to Shitcago almost immediately afterwards.

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

shitwagon

Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.

"You got a car, dude?"
"Yeah, but it's a real shitwagon."

by Serpent December 3, 2003

shitwagon

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.

Jim's car is a total shitwagon.

by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006