ATSEM 

Also know as Ass to Someone else mouth sex. When having anal sex from behind the fucker pulls out just before ejaculating, and the fuckee turns around to suck the load off.

ATSEM = Sharing is caring

ATSEM by LegendaryPricey August 20, 2011

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.

Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly

‘Celebratory’ Assembly by Gwendolenalexia July 30, 2012

Atsumu 

the sexiest, hottest, man in history. he's so fucking hot but he's also fucking stupid and dumb and a little bit brain dead but hes still sexy so lol

"Hey do you know Miya Atsumu?"
"Oh yeah I'm pretty sure that dude has a furry kink"

Atsumu by kiiyoomii January 3, 2021

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.

Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?

covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020

Danish Tent Assembly 

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

Danish Tent Assembly by FordLimbo March 14, 2011

neko atsume 

An addicting game that will ruin your life

"I'm gonna play Neko Atsume'
*5 hours later*
"Oh shit I have a test tomorrow."

neko atsume by CatastrophicSlayer August 20, 2016

Arsema 

She’s has a wonderful sense of humor considering she makes people laugh
Curvy usually, big hips and butt... very independent and smart and knows what’s he wants
Can sometimes be annoying but it comes from a place of caring a lot
Known for being very kind and genuine towards others and can’t stand when people are fake
Sometimes clumsy or ditzy
Likes simple things in life and isn’t very materialistic

Can be the most thoughtful/sweet person

Often it is hard for her to trust you at first but once she knows you are down for her you will have her loyalty.... always late to events

Can sometimes be oblivious and innocent so in a way you want to protect her

Arsema is the kind of person you can’t just let go of because you will never find another

Arsema is really the sweetest!!

I know right!

Arsema by belllllsmith June 9, 2018