A typo of the word 'own' in which the typist is typing on a Dvorak keyboard instead of the traditional QWERTY.
The words 'pwn' and 'pwned' became very popular "leet" ways of exclaiming how one has bested an opponent in some manner on the internet. This is due to the fact that 'pwn' is a typo of the word 'own' where the typist accidentally typed the letter 'p' instead of 'o' due to the 'p's placement to the right of the 'o' on the QWERTY keyboard.
Similarly, if one were to type the letter directly to the right of 'o' on a Dvorak keyboard, the resulting letter would be an 'e'. Thus the typo 'ewn' is born.
Most likely never an actual typo, rather a purposeful mistake used to make people ask the typist how they could have typed 'ewn' when they meant 'own' thus allowing the typist to go into an explanation as to why they use the Dvorak keyboard. This, in most cases, will make the Dvorak typist feel very smug and superior.
The words 'pwn' and 'pwned' became very popular "leet" ways of exclaiming how one has bested an opponent in some manner on the internet. This is due to the fact that 'pwn' is a typo of the word 'own' where the typist accidentally typed the letter 'p' instead of 'o' due to the 'p's placement to the right of the 'o' on the QWERTY keyboard.
Similarly, if one were to type the letter directly to the right of 'o' on a Dvorak keyboard, the resulting letter would be an 'e'. Thus the typo 'ewn' is born.
Most likely never an actual typo, rather a purposeful mistake used to make people ask the typist how they could have typed 'ewn' when they meant 'own' thus allowing the typist to go into an explanation as to why they use the Dvorak keyboard. This, in most cases, will make the Dvorak typist feel very smug and superior.
Dvorak typist: "Dude, I totally just ewned you!"
QWERTY typist: "own* ?? How the fuck do you hit e instead of o??? Newb
Dvorak typist: "Actually, it's because I use a Dvorak keyboard layout in which the e and o are right next to each other. This allows me to type much faster than people on the QWERTY keyboard"
QWERTY typist: "..."
Dvorak typist: :))))
QWERTY typist: "own* ?? How the fuck do you hit e instead of o??? Newb
Dvorak typist: "Actually, it's because I use a Dvorak keyboard layout in which the e and o are right next to each other. This allows me to type much faster than people on the QWERTY keyboard"
QWERTY typist: "..."
Dvorak typist: :))))
by emerrraldscribble July 23, 2011
Get the Ewn mug.The definition of Ewna Lady is simply stated the rankest filthiest dinga to have ever walked the face of the earth.
The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.
There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.
1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.
In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.
The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.
There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.
1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.
In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.
Shot Pete "Excuse me i really gotta print off this assignment for next class can you please turn the computers on?"
Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on."
Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky"
Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."
Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on."
Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky"
Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill July 27, 2009
Get the Ewna Lady mug.Another version of the word "Owned". Much like "pwned" but uaually pronounced without the "p" like "ooond". Usually referred in games when one has achieved something great. It is one of the latest "ownage" words out there during this time period.
by BlueStreak22 December 24, 2008
Get the Ewned mug.The visceral reaction of a woman inexplicably turned on by evidence of bad hygiene habits*
*See: Robert Pattinson
(i.e. When you cannot determine whether something is worthy of an EWW or an UNF)
*See: Robert Pattinson
(i.e. When you cannot determine whether something is worthy of an EWW or an UNF)
Robert Pattinson is basically EWNF personified
e.g. The peculiar sexual attraction to (or despite) his:
*plumes of dandruff
*rumoured overwhelming body odour
*unwashed greasy sex-hair
*shiteous nikes
*beanie (currently M.I.A.)
*smoking
*musty never-washed clothing
*effeminine hands
*excessive diet-coke-and-hot-pocket-consuming and carrot-microwaving ways (because frankly ANY carrot-microwaving is excessive carrot-microwaving)
*beer-belly (currently M.I.A.)
*frequent drunk/stoned-like appearance
*happy trail
*chest pubes
*over-enthusiastic gum-chewing
etc etc.
e.g. The peculiar sexual attraction to (or despite) his:
*plumes of dandruff
*rumoured overwhelming body odour
*unwashed greasy sex-hair
*shiteous nikes
*beanie (currently M.I.A.)
*smoking
*musty never-washed clothing
*effeminine hands
*excessive diet-coke-and-hot-pocket-consuming and carrot-microwaving ways (because frankly ANY carrot-microwaving is excessive carrot-microwaving)
*beer-belly (currently M.I.A.)
*frequent drunk/stoned-like appearance
*happy trail
*chest pubes
*over-enthusiastic gum-chewing
etc etc.
by kathywath89 June 29, 2009
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by james seamore April 14, 2019
Get the ewnernewrweldewrdf mug.ewnoirr is my idol and is the best to her friends and would waste robux for them and is my 4lifer (did I mention she’s my idol) and like a sister to me
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