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Shovelling 

The act of spooning as enacted by fatasses.
Dude, I just walked in on your fatass parents shovelling!
Shovelling by AsstootObservations December 4, 2010

Shovelling 

The act of inhaling powdered narcotics in large quantities.
We were shovelling last night, do you want to go shovelling now?

Shovelling 

The art of inserting your ballsack into an anus
Scott found it quite surprising how easy it was shovelling a gerbil
Shovelling by Dt8project October 29, 2021

shovelling fog 

The guy from CVI was shovelling fog so high that we could not see our Argus runs

shovelling coal

To insert your first and second fingers into another persons anus, and scoop out some shit.
Matt:I really like it, but shovelling coal leaves your fingers smelling for days.
Jonas:nice.

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow 

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking
The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!