Woodruff 

Woodruff = Forest Ranger

These creatures are rather rare, if you find one you are lucky! They are one of the most gallent, friendly, fun, and chill creatures on this planet. They have many aquainteces, but few have the honor of truely getting to know it. While friendly, they are very private, (most go by an alias name, ie, Woody) and have been known to get hostile if someone is too nosey.

person 1) That dude is awesome! He is down to earth and really chill... Who is he?

person 2) Oh, thats Woody. I mean Woodruff. And yes, he is awesome.

Woodruff by ~ kitsune ~ December 5, 2011

Woodruff 

Woodruff - A name which is given to faggots.

His name should be Woodruff, not Jeff.

Woodruff by Hordey July 31, 2017

WOODRUFF 

A {woodruff} is a large piece of disgusting slime that can appear in the right light as passable. However, under stress a woodruff reveals its true nature and can appear as a snake or a douchebag or even a bully. A woodruff is a blowhard.

I wouldn't touch a woodruff with a ten-foot pole.

WOODRUFF by Marlaette May 21, 2008

doing a Woodruff 

Shitting oneself, especially on Camden High St.

"I drank so much last night that I ended up doing a Woodruff on the way to the cinema"

doing a Woodruff by Dr Rosser August 12, 2009

JT Woodruff

A hottie Born in Germany, lives in Dayton,Ohio married Nikki Woodruff ..is in a band called Hawthorne Heights formerly known as A day in the Life he is the lead singer and guitarist...back then when they were a day in the life he had no hopes of becoming famous or anything and he was emo because he pretty much had nothing going right for him..but now his band is pretty big and i love hawthorne heights from the begining :D

I love JT Woodruff and Hawthorne Heights

JT Woodruff by PrisxXxCore December 9, 2008

Pulling a Woodruff 

1) To organize your cards extremely slowly in any kind of card game, generally in a passive aggressive manner
2) To blatantly and continuously cheat at said card game, like an asshole

By pulling a Woodruff, I won the game like the asshole I am.

Pulling a Woodruff by Michael 117 March 2, 2009

JT Woodruff

Very hott lead singer in the band Hawthorne Heights. Hawthorne Heights has been called emo, scremo bunches of other stuff. They do scream. -Casey Calvert is the screemer- But, that stuff's beside the point, JT Woodruff is beautiful <3 He has long blackish hair and brown eyes. He's married... -to Niki Niki FM- Oh ya, he plays gituar too. <33

JT Woodruff in song Wake Up Call

Wake me up,
From this nightmare,
Wake me up I know that I
Am drowning
In,
The blood from a pitch-black heart

JT Woodruff by Alexandra<3 June 14, 2006