Deadbaby 

Deadbaby or DB : The act of trying to paralyze yourself from the neck down and not do anything at all times of the day as much as possible, while laying down in bed watching TV possibly with a laptop laying next to you. The longer you tend to successfully "DB" (Deadbaby) the more respect you gain for the action itself.

1) I'm trying to find my way out of going to get my transcript so I can DB (Deadbaby) all day long

2) -MAN, you've been DB'N for like 3 weeks know.
- Yeah it's tight

Deadbaby by Touch Feely Unpublished Poet May 21, 2011

dead baby towel 

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse

Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum

dead baby towel by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

suck a dead baby's dick

A sayin that will render anybody speechless!

why don't you go suck a dead baby's dick bitch

suck a dead baby's dick by diggitty March 4, 2011

dead baby 

the target of one of the greatest types of jokes ever made

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage!

dead baby by miedracolon January 6, 2008

Deadbabies Feet 

When something in a picture takes away the sexiness or hotness of something else.

Referring to the movie "A Door in the Floor" starring Jeff Bridges in which the character Eddie has to cover up Jeff Bridges characters dead sons feet in a picture with his wife so he can jack off to her.

The Little Girl: Where are the feet?

Jeff Bridges: Sorry, we show her these pictures a lot, she gets upset if we don't show her. Goodnight Eddie.

Eddies (internal dialogue that I made up): I wouldn't have to if your dead babies feet weren't such a cock block! Freaking deadbabies feet!

Deadbabies Feet by HotRollaSizzle February 19, 2009

dead baby 

a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.

whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!

dead baby by chip meadows June 11, 2006

Dead Baby Jokes

any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Dead Baby Jokes by The Dingo February 5, 2005