Jesus Hugger
Jesus Hugger by Stewie55 April 26, 2011
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Jesus hugger
A person, usually a Christian, who's obsessed with JC.
(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
-"You wanna pop these beers early man?"
-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"
-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"
-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"
-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"
-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
Jesus hugger by GodSexy April 13, 2011
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Jesus hugger
A person, usually a Christian, who's obsessed with JC.
(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
-"You wanna pop those beers early man?"
-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"
-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"
-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"
-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"
-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
Jesus hugger by GodSexy April 7, 2011
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