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newcomer 

(new·cum·er) noun
1. A new person to an AA meeting.
2. Vulnerable person who is new to a group.
3. Someone preyed upon by old timers.
4. Easy target for thieves, rapists and murderers.
1. Jane was a newcomer at the nightly AA meeting, and was quickly hit on by Bill W.
2. Being a newcomer to Alcoholics Anonymous, Jane choose a door knob as a higher power and Bill W. as her sponsor.
newcomer by JR Harris April 17, 2011
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Newcomer 

Someone who is too gay to admit their true feelings for another gay person. Eats out the butt daily. Cockshining, buttpirate, gaypride fuckbudy, fudgepacker, cumguzzling, spermfountain, cumdumpster.
"Did you hear about that guy who got soft during sex?"
"Yeah, he must be a Newcomer"
Newcomer by Torland1993 March 18, 2010

Newcomer 

Did you hear Jon finally did the deed with his girlfriend?

Yeah the guy's finally a newcomer.
Newcomer by MikeT June 3, 2013

NEWCOMER 

Amanda was so tight, she HAD to be a NEWcomer, dude.

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NEWCOMER by El Sexydorian July 14, 2011

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.
Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.
Newcomer Fucker by devestment October 11, 2009

Newcomer image 

Yet another image for somebody trying desperately to win at everything in life to try.
The same poser would try both the established image and the newcomer image, in case one of them failed.
Newcomer image by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021

Newcomer image 

Another image for someone trying desperately to win at everything in life to try.
The poser would try both a newcomer image and an established image, in case one or the other failed. She was too much of a coward to fail as herself, failing was for other people.
Newcomer image by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021