iRiot
The emotional arc that begins with rage against the status quo, global warming, human trafficking, man's inhumanity to man, political corruption, The elimination of Gene Simmons from the Apprentice, etc, and ends with listlessly leaning back in your chair and turning up your Ipod.
MI5 was able to construct a time machine and hatched a plan to prevent the decline of the British Empire. Fully loaded solar powered Nanos would be sent back to Philadelphia in 1773, to New Delhi in 1902, to Dublin in 1910, and to Quebec and Sydney in 1860. Quebec and Sydney were dropped from the plan a few moments later, as no one in the room could think of a reason why they should bother. see also iRiot prevention.
iRiot by gateskeeper January 25, 2008
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