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when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.
dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."
poopdick by spanky March 12, 2005
An insult used to describe a person who is being, or is in general, an asshole. It is used when calling said person a dick does not completely suit the shitiness of their actions.
Sam-"Hey look you dyed your hair blonde. Haha you look like Hitler."

Dana-"Stop being such a poopdick, Hitler doesn't even have blonde hair."
poopdick by ClayAiken July 20, 2012
1) the act of having poop all over one's member post anal intercourse

2) when something is described as being 'poopdick' it is a very bad situation (having poopdick is poopdick)
1) I pulled out to shoot my load and I had poopdick, gross!!

2) What do you mean you got a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 zone, man that's poopdick!
poopdick by My57Vettes September 26, 2005
Like getting tricked or bamboozled but when you really got yourself fucked to the max in a situation.
Some dumbass named Kyle got in a car with an old man who claimed to have candy, Kyle then realized he just got Poopdicked when the old man took out his penis instead of candy.
Poopdick by DickSlicer March 7, 2020
Poopdick is a man who smells like poop and dick. His dick smells like poop. And his poop smells like dick.
Poopdicks can’t wipe. They’re ass to fat.
Poopdicks waddle around, especially to lunch.
PoopDicks spill out alcohol
Don’t bring PoopDick to lunch.
It’s Poopdick, cover your noses.
Ahhhhhhhh
PoopDick by PLUTKO June 23, 2023
"Dude, I finally stopped fucking the chick in the ass. Then i pulled my dick out and im pretty sure i was a poopdick."
poopdick by TurkeyVag November 21, 2009