Slimepiece

The exact opposite of a slampiece. A girl/boy that you'd keep as far away as possible and not have sex with.

Nick: Don't even think about it, Slimepiece!

by unc2011 December 2, 2010

slicepiece

a girl of whom you would like to fornicate with. "slice" refers to the act, and "piece" refers to the person of whom you want to fornicate with.

She is a slice piece.
I wanna slice that slicepiece.

by Sahns of Durham December 6, 2010

Sidepiece

A woman whose one level above a jump off but always below the wife. A sidepiece must know her part. While he may meet your family. You will never meet his. A sidepiece is a women he will never commit to. A sidepiece will never be wife material only an easy fuck.

Mary, Teresa, Amanda, Kim, and Christina were my sidepiece.

by Barr Nass February 18, 2019

slidepiece

female thats easy to fuck

ima ring my slidepiece tonight, get some, nahmean?

by codon November 9, 2006

Slampiece

Noun. A derogatory term referring to a female booty call who is not girlfriend material or not worthy to take out on dates.

Adam, so have you found yourself a Tahoe slampiece yet or you still batin' twice a day?

by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009

Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010

Portable Sidepiece

A sidepiece who is ok with and even happy to be your sidepiece even when you break up with your main piece. A portable sidepiece has no aspirations to be your primary relationship and will remain with you through multiple primary relationships.

Person A: I broke up with my boyfriend.

Person B: So your side piece is gonna be your main now?
Person A: No, he is a portable sidepiece, I can take him with me to the next relationship.

by BlacknessComfirmed August 15, 2022