Lamberbate

To have a moment revealing ones obsession with openly homosexual singer Adam Lambert. There is no specific way to lamberbate, but when it happens... You know it did.

While it is most commonly done by girls who are attracted to him, but find lament in the fact that the odds are low in him ever finding a female sexually attractive, one shouldn't doubt a man that would also indulge in lamberbation.

G: Hey, what are you listening to?

T: ADAM LAMBERT!

G: Ah! YES!

C: Did you two just Lamberbate?

G: ‎...maybe

C: ‎*sigh*

G: Sorry. Cant help it. Hes just so pretty.

Lamberbate by Chuck_V November 29, 2010

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laxterbate

The act of playing sick lacrosse or destroying the opposing team on the field.

Playing lacrosse, chillin with your fellow lax bros to avoid work, school, or any other boring activity.

We (the team) laxterbated all over those guys yesterday 14-0!

Larry and Roscoe didn't want to go to work so they laxterbated with the team all day instead.

laxterbate by PIONEERS14 April 24, 2011

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Lamberbate • laborbater • Lamberted • laxterbate

Lamberted

a feeling of someone who is all talk and no show. an indiscribable emotion of lies. a compulsive liar.

scott and josh were so lamberted when they were defeated by lauren and kelly in the war!

Lamberted by kelly lauren May 2, 2008

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laborbater

Someone who jerks off at work, or someone who jerks off when they should be working.

I hate working with Joe, he's such a laborbater

laborbater by Fyreguy May 20, 2014

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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