deucing 

The act of shitting, dropping a deuce, or taking the kids to the pool.
Also used in any variety of ways you would use the word shitting.

You got to be deucing me.
Sorry I didn't get your call, I was in the bathroom deucing up Chipotle, it was epic.

deucing by deucerocket November 8, 2010

deucing 

The act of being cocky, super egotistical, being a cowboy, being bald, but having a goatee, and being ridiculously intimidating for the hell of it. One must be at least 6'5" and be outrageously proud of their physique in order to be a deuce and therefore deuce it, or take part in deucing. Deuce sounds similar to douche because it is similar.

He was totally deucing it today, I can't stand him. He's such a deuce.

deucing by Florida is awesome February 15, 2010

Deucing 

A way to say goodbye similar to peace out. Deucing out

Nah I’m not deucing just yet.

Deucing by pinkshorts2118 July 27, 2021

deucing it up

The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.

I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.

deucing it up by Davester75 October 14, 2013

deucing chamber 

A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.

Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.

deucing chamber by mawhrinskell January 29, 2022

micro deucing 

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.

Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.

micro deucing by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020

dual deucing 

when two mobIle solution employess go and drop a deuce together in the mall while racing and trash the bathroom

justin and rami were dual deucing at 3 oclock

dual deucing by yzmur May 22, 2004