paradouche

The term used to describe a situation in which one is cock-blocked by two parties simultaneously.

William Turner wanted to get with Elizabeth Swan, but was paradouched by Captain Jack Sparrow and Commodore James Norrington.

My attempt to get with this extremely hot chick last night, was pardouched by two lesbian lovers.

paradouche by AndreKrazySwede November 5, 2010

Paradouche

A situation or location that is unpleasant, pretentious, or outwardly obnoxious to normal people due to the employees, patrons, or any other people or person associated with it.

This bar sucks. I feel like I've died and gone to paradouche.

I don't go to that gym anymore. It's lame. Everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror the whole time. It's paradouche and no one seems to notice but me.

Paradouche by Jookie7 September 1, 2011

pardonche 

the act of dating someone who is below your level of attraction and can or is referred to as a farm animal

dude quit being such a pardonche that girl is way f ugly

pardonche by silent Samson January 9, 2011

perdouchebag 

1. a boy that takes girls for granted and asks to many girls for pictures and sex. 2. manwhore of grain valley, missouri

that boy was being such a perdouchebag yesterday

perdouchebag by wallie world February 22, 2009

Prodoucher 

Noun -

1. Mainly used in reference to a film/tv or VFX producer who predominantly has douchebag-like traits.

2. A professional douchebag who partakes in creating or assisting in the creation of an organized douche-like event or production.

3. An individual who is unfit for their job/profession and in charge of planning for things which he/she does not comprehend. Usually in over their head on an intellectual and capacitive level.

Usage:

"Wow, I am working for the worst prodoucher right now."

"This is yet another project organized by a typical prodoucher."

"He's such a prodoucher, he needs to quit life."

Prodoucher by VFXWizard December 6, 2010

Purdouche 

A student or fan of the Purdue University Boilermakers in West Lafayette. They are typically virgin male rednecks that are fascinated with building tractors. They do not know what a female or what a bar is. They have fewer banners, women, bars, teeth, and anything else that would qualify as "civilization" than what can be found in Bloomington, IN. Although they claim to hate Indiana University, they cannot help but flock to Bloomington for their 21st birthdays and for Little 500, for lack of anything fun to do around their own campus. Prudue, keeping ugly girls out of Bloomington since 1869.

Did you see that Purdouche passed out at Killroy's last night? Boiler down.

Purdouche by Puck Furdue March 9, 2012

Permadouche 

One who cant be saved or helped from being a douche

I feel kinda sorry for that guy hes in permadouche status.

Permadouche by Realm4227 October 14, 2011