The Horse 

In essence, a booty call. The horse is that girl you always call when you want to have crazy backseat sex. The horse is called, 'the horse' because she gets ridden a lot, and because she looks like one.

Yeah, I was feeling the heat so I called Emma 'cause shes the horse.

The Horse by TheDTF February 15, 2009

The Horse 

When one of ur mates gets hammered (either pissed or stoned) or a combination of both.. and starts staggering backwards and forwards liek an old decrepid horse.

"Hey look at C he's that hammered he's turned into the horse"

The Horse by Burton the bastard November 14, 2007

the horse 

A person who resembles a horse, either in facial features or the way they eat. May consume frozen chips in a horse like manner. May have a large penis akin to a horse and therefore have to fondle it constantly, or it may be small and non existant so have to constantly check it is still present.

Q. Where's the horse?
A. Over there munching on frozen chips, holding his willy.
He's hung like the horse.

the horse by mum-^-bles February 25, 2004

The Horse 

When one of your mates gets hammered (either pissed or stoned or a combination of both..) and starts staggering backwards and forwards like an old decrepid horse.

"Hey look at C he's that hammered he's turned into the horse"

The Horse by Burton the bastard October 31, 2007

the horse 

also known as the girl with the long pony tale in secondary 1. She's the perfect girl to RIDE !!!!! if you know what i mean.She's an ugly little girl who doesn't cut her hair very often.

The horse loves to run & jump.

the horse by cowsrock October 21, 2010

The Horse 

Jon White from Taylor Michigan, often associated with herme's.

The Horse scratched his itchy vagina.

The Horse by Zaffer May 5, 2003

The horse 

ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD

THE HORSE IS NOT REAL, PAY IT NO ATTENTION

The horse by LeslieWren February 12, 2022