Skip to main content
An acronym for "Shit On The Stairs".

1. (verb); When one consumes excessive amounts of whiskey, usually Irish, resulting in a state of utter inebriation culminating with being awoken to the realization they've erringly used the stairs as a place to defecate

2. (noun); The result in the aftermath when one uses the stairs as a place to drop a deuce often leaving an unpleasant stain
Kev: You're not going to fucking believe this. I was completely annihilated last night and shit on my stairs. I thought it was the toilet! I think I was sleepwalking.

Chris: Bro that's an explosive case of the SOTS. You're fucking filthy.

Kev: The worst part - Ann had to clean it up!
SOTS by Cebbin December 26, 2013
Related Words
stats is killing me. man, i'm so SOTS!

mr. mchenry heard me cuss in class, so now i've resorted to just saying sots.
SOTS by kelseyelizabethh September 22, 2011
They're making another CG/live action reboot of an 80's cartoon. Sots
Sots by Natural20 August 3, 2011
people who speak spaz aka speakers of the spaz
he need to come down and stop speaking SOTS
SOTS by alyssa labonte February 22, 2004
Summer Of The Sluts. When a group of girls pledge to go wild during the summer.
Susan and Betty are going to make the summer of a SOTS by going wild.
SOTS by skankpants June 28, 2010
stands for Song Of The Summer
Usually used in a hashtag.

*makes tiktok with About Damn Time by Lizzo*

Caption: #sots #songofthesummer #lizzo


OR in text
Person 1: did you hear Squidward Tentacles’ new clarinet concerto?
Person 2: yep. sots right there