Kotex 

Brand of "women's menstruation products."

Kotex fits. Period.

Kotex by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004

Kotex Kontessa 

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.

"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"

Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021

Kotex masturbator 

Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.

Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!

Kotex masturbator by Telephony February 16, 2014

kotex cowboy 

1. A person who is a pussy
2. Someone bitches a lot
3. A person acting in a cunt like manner

John is a Kotex cowboy today

kotex cowboy by God's Gift To Electrical December 17, 2013

kotex mafia

1. A group of women who consider estrogen-guided emotions as a reliable source of logic and/or reason, and rely on this clusterfuck of insanity to manipulate and scandalize solely for self-gain.

2. My fucking cunt bosses

I was explaining the benefits of providing FACTUAL sales results to the flighty VP when she and the rest of the Kotex Mafia burst into a tizzy over the last episode of Gray's Anatomy.

kotex mafia by Sterling Cox January 14, 2008

Kotex queen 

A woman who is super moody, and emotional.

Hail to the Kotex Queen!!

Kotex queen by BushColinDick February 24, 2004

Kotex Muncher 

Any person who commits the act of placing a feminine hygiene product in their mouth.

That man is a real kotex muncher... Hopefully it wasn't used.

Kotex Muncher by kotexmuncher May 12, 2013