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A female Turkish name. Canan is generally relatively short in height, and exceptionally beautiful. Usually has particularly small feet, and often has to buy shoes from the children's section of the department store. A vigorous lover who tends to lose control in romantic situations. Basically the sexiest person ever.
Wow, that woman has small feet but is also exceptionally sexy. She must be a Canan.
Canan by Larrythelobster August 29, 2012
Master of snow and water. Canadian name pronounced Can-An
He is so good at kayaking and sledding, he is a little Canan.
Canan by Bcryan November 26, 2018
Canan is the most sexiest and attractive person you have evet met. People like Canan are always aggressive and emotional.
Person 1: Omg is that Canan?!? Why is she crying?

Person 2: Idk but she is so hot.
Canan by sucuk43 April 15, 2022

canabananabalism 

The art of eating a banana, since humans share 60% of DNA with bananas
Nichole: hey bruh can you pass me that banana
Jacob: no you sick mofo, that's canabananabalism
canabananabalism by Bananafucker January 14, 2016
Some fucking legend that will pull all the bitches. He's short but still growing (trust the process), and got a massive horse cock. Is a light Brown Turkish male, that will make all the homies laugh. Has a 200+ IQ and will whoop your ass in anything. Also Humble as fuck.
How do you become such a powerful entity to the point of becoming a Cagan.
Cagan by Carters Asshole(s) June 22, 2020

South Canada 

A term used to describe America to piss off Americans
Canadian Guy: where ya from eh
American: the good ole USA

Canadian Guy: you mean South Canada eh
American: *loses his shit*
South Canada by Canadia4lyfe June 27, 2016