meatcock 

a scruffy man that does nothing but mooches, steals, breaks things and sucks. A freeloader.

man that guy that came over today was a meatcock, all he did was eat your food and steal your xbox cords.

meatcock by skatemeyou August 26, 2010

Meatcock 

Big, huge, juicy penis.
An exceptionally large penis.

“Bro did you see Jim?”
“Yea, he has a huge meatcock!”
“I’d slobber all over that meaty meatcock that’s for sure!”

Meatcock by Nameful February 18, 2022

meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.

Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!

meatjockey by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

Meatlocks 

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

Meatlocks by Superdouche January 16, 2010

Meatsockin' 

The act of drunkenly hot tubbing in the nude. The half aroused male junk resembles a meaty windsock.

Party was awesome, had some drinks, went meatsockin'

Meatsockin' by Alan Shitty February 25, 2010

meatrocket 

Another euphemism for cock

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

meatrocket by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009

meatrocket 

giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed

Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
Wife: Yes, now can I wear your meatrocket as a hat?
Kid: *Peaks from behind door* Daddy, what's a meatrocket?

meatrocket by Kak October 24, 2004