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homestarmy 

An army assembled by Colonel Homestar Runner to invade Strong Badia. Consists of Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Homsar, a painting of a guy with a knife, and a popcorn popper. Application fee: $5.
"Cowonaiwe Homestaw Wunnow is wecwuiting the most eweet team of quack commandos to invade Stwong Badia. Do you has what it takes to join the Homestawmy? DO YOU, stupid?!"
homestarmy by Wubbzy February 10, 2004
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Homestarmy 

Do you has?
Do you has what it takes to join the homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!
Homestarmy by Jonballz February 10, 2004

Homestarmy 

The most elite team of crack commandos selected by Col. Homestar Runner so as to paint the fence some other cool color or put a fake mustache on the tire.
The Homestarmy>you.
Homestarmy by a.smith February 19, 2004

Homestarmy 

The army assembled by Homestarrunner to invade Strong Badia.
"Do you have what it takes to join the Homestarmy?"
Homestarmy by Danny Peterson January 8, 2004

Homestar 

www.homestarrunner.com
Whimsical and goofball flash based animated Webcartoon, complete with voices, recurring themes, holiday specials and an evil villan (Strong_Bad)who's more popular than the site's hero: Homestar Runner.

Full of catch phrases that burn(inate) throughout the net.

"Do you fight for good? or for awesome?"
Homestar by Nevkil May 8, 2003

Homestar Runner 

The main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say "r" properly. He has no arms, wears a red t-shirt with a star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with blue bottoms. He is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. He wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. Homestar Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named Marzipan, who also has no arms. He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the right of Strong Bad's email answering space. He is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. Almost everything he says is pure gold.
"I'm Homestaw Wunnow, and this is a website!"-Homestar Runner
Homestar Runner by dpo June 21, 2004

Homestar Runner 

A pale faced, slow- thinking, but loveable creature who wears a beanie and red shirt with a star on it. Known for his speech impediment, love for melonade, and acting in a Fluffy Puff Marshmallows commercial. See also Marzipan, Strong Bad, and somebody get this freaking duck away from me
Example: Homestar Runner says "Welcome to Homestar Wunner dot net. 'It's dot com!'"
Homestar Runner by Nicolle August 9, 2003