Preschooling occurs when a grown man walks up to a urinal in public and drops his pants all the way to his ankles. He may also lean back for maximum coverage of the urinal.

Last night at the hockey game, Nick got so drunk he walked up to the urinal, dropped his drawers to his ankles and just started preschooling bud. All these other dudes just stood in there in complete disbelief.

Preschooling by Woody17 June 1, 2021

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preschool

A bunch of kids sneezing on each other.

I just took Joe to preschool and all the kids sneezed on him!

preschool by Zoe Barbara November 4, 2011

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Preschooled

The act of getting something, or making fun of someone, by acting like a preschooler.

1: "Alright one of us has to drive..."
2: "1-2-3 NOT IT!!!!"

Outsider: "Damn you just got PRESCHOOLED!!!"

Preschooled by Kerkeee May 2, 2010

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Porn for Preschoolers

Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.

Actual quote:
"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.

Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.

"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."

Porn for Preschoolers by Shove It October 20, 2005

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