reschooler

A person trying to relive school, usually high school or college.

Nicole: I am so happy to be a highschool English teacher. I also get to head the yearbook staff. I love yearbook.

Melvin: Fucking reschooler. God your pathetic.

Nicole: Your just jealous, because your a self employed businessman, making seven figures a quarter. While I am getting to relive highschool everyday.

Melvin: I'd rather relive the gang bang I had at the Playboy Mansion last week.

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

Porn for Preschoolers

Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.

Actual quote:
"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.

Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.

"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."

by Shove It October 20, 2005

preschooler

People who are really short and/or go to preschool. Such as midgets or simply 4-yr-olds.

Kev: Whoa! Jamie is such a preschooler!
Al: Yeah, I know!
Both: *laughs*

by Al_the_destroyer May 29, 2010

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

by Mary-Anne Karein June 17, 2018

reschool

to re-educate.

It is necessary to reschool parents on the fact that their children of an early age should not be admitted to school.

by uttam maharjan September 22, 2012

Reschool

Reschoolers. Those like the person who described twatwaffle. Using there instead of their.

People who don't understand the difference between there & their need to reschool.

by Solargirl October 6, 2017

recoolerated

Using power to cool something again

I recoolerated my watermelon.

by Zeke Grey August 4, 2018