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Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.
Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020
Looking or being stupid.
That girl is so choney!!
choney by Ohmg! November 27, 2006
(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-

Being weird, lame, an idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.
"Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."

"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips aren't cool anymore?"
Choney by LUGirls September 14, 2009
A person that posts "cahones" but won't admit it's wrong, has no cojones.
cahones by Vrede June 1, 2010
undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.
I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight
choneys by you June 27, 2001

cahone-go-round 

A mouth, when being used to pleasure a male's testicles.
Wow, Sharon knows how to work that cahone-go-round. She had me squirting people pudding in under a minute!
cahone-go-round by Matt206 October 9, 2007