(Pronounced: choh-nee) -noun-
Being
weird, lame, an
idiot, a douchebag, and/or just some kind of guy that has no chance in
hell with any respectable girl because of how he presents himself.
"
Wow, that jerk is such a choney. I can't believe he's trying to talk to you."
"Look at that choney over there, doesn't he know that frosted tips
aren't
cool anymore?"