SMCPH 

A more colorful way to express one's disgust or disappointment while shaking one's head. A variation of SMH meaning "shaking my cotton picking head" as used by Southerners and actors in Wild West movies.

So did you hear that Michael is wearing a zoot suit to the prom?

A zoot suit? What is that?

Like it has ginormous shoulder pads and lapels you can see from outer space and pant legs you can't sew together until he actually puts them on.

That's ridiculous! SMCPH

SMCPH by Ninjetta April 22, 2010

smiph 

A fart that is a weak, airy and is usually quiet

I just had a Smiph

smiph by DDBANKS October 2, 2021

Smaphrology 

The study of teenage drinking patterns and mating rituals. Centrally focused on late night parties and philosophical discussions regarding racial stereotypes and flatulence.

Brianna got a bachelor's degree in Smaphrology before marrying Charlie.

Smaphrology by StrangerDanger4Life January 31, 2010

SCPhobia

A person who is scared of a fake thing that he or her (one or the other) has created in their minds.
Pronounced: ess-see-pee-how-bee-ah

Person: thinks about a monster made of coffee mugs
Brain: OH MY GOSH ITS COMING TO KILL ME!!!

The idea in this explanation is that she is SCPhobic and is scared of the thing that she just created.

in a sentence it would be used like
Person: “why is she so scared of that coffee cup?”
other person: “she’s SCPhobic.”
SCPhobia

SCPhobia by Awesome guy... who is awesome May 9, 2020

SmcPhngl 

term for a sock puppet used as a dildo

I pooped on SmcPhngl

SmcPhngl by SqueezeMyGooch December 20, 2010

smph 

An acronym for 'shake my penis head' or 'shaking my penis head.' Derived from smh, or shaking my head, it's used in substitution for smh, usually in terms of sex, or just general conversation.

guy1: I was about to stick it in when I sobered up and realized the girl was fat, which made me lose my erection.

guy2: Smph, that's messed up.

smph by brodeo14 January 19, 2011

smch 

The smacking sound one makes with the mouth when displeased or irritated with something or someone. Known as "smacking of the lips" but the actual sound leaving the mouth is "smch"

"SMCH! He tried to tell me that my tomatoes were rotten when I know good and well they're fresh!"

OR

Mom: "No, you can't go to the park to play ball today because we have to go buy you new school clothes."

Son: "smch. Do I have to go?"

smch by RePhReShiNg December 25, 2008