Niiamah

A man born when the babylonian sun used to be in the constellation of cancer. A man with a gluteus maximus which has been deemed the standard of hardness for surgical tool sharpening. He is the man of last call. A callboy who has never disappointed a woman. His voice is morphine. On acid. There's no account of anyone escaping his velour sonority, except very small insects which can't be proven to have hearing at all. And Pumba ate them anyway. For all intents and purposes, James Bond wishes he was Niiamah.

Thesaurus lists "Nemo" as Synonym of Niiamah. But with a huge penis, a rubber cast of which exists.

James Bond: "Is that Niiamah?"

Judy Dench: "Yes, I almost cut my face on his gluteus maximus."

James Bond: "Damn, I wish I was him."

Judy Dench: "Me too, but we'll have to be happy with this rubber cast of his penis."

James Bond: "Fuck. He's got me beat again."

Niiamah by Jessy McJessjesss March 26, 2010

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Niamah

An Amazing Crackhead, she's supper fun to be around, crazy, funny and even though she may not know it she is literally Beautiful inside and out. Though she can be rude to her friends she does it as jokes, it a friendly gesture to show that she cares about them. She is a girl that is either super impulsive or has everything planned to the last detail there is no inbetween. The best person you will ever meet tbh.

i know a girl niamah
oh that girl thats always running these halls
yeah she annoying

lmaoooooooooooo

Niamah by FuckingCrackheadSareBare February 29, 2020

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Niiamah • niamah • Niamah Sibeh FedUpWithU

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Niamah Sibeh FedUpWithU by BadComputer August 30, 2023

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Niamah

A kind of profanity.

Diu Niamah Ka Hai

Niamah by Hibab August 15, 2018

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niamah

A rare name originated from Arabic meaning, "blessing". Usually with a serious yet charming attitude. While stubbornness is their greatest weakness, their capability to work hard under pressure is in great use when it comes to work. They crave for love and to be love and can be quite flirtatious.

"Niamah, this is the third time you broke a bowl while part-timing in this restaurant. You do not live up to your name."

niamah by 124_Hafesh June 14, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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