squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.

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squampster by The Captain May 13, 2005

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Squampster

Equal to one square hampster.

Meteorologist: "There will be about over 9000 squampsters of snow tonight!"

Squampster by Mr. Smith & Mr. Brown February 23, 2010

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Squampter

The toilet water that backsplashes on your face when sucking his dick while he is pnching a log (refer to "blumpkin")

I was surprising my man with a blumpkin and got some squampter on my face!

I love giving blumpkins but hate the squampter!

My favorite part of giving a blumpkin is the squampter!

Squampter by Kaboomers April 14, 2021

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Swampster

(noun) 1) any illegal alien, 2) an immigrant that refuses to assimilate with local customs and speaks with an accent even after being a national long enough that the accent requires effort, 3) a new recruit from hell possessing a human, or the human who is possessed by said swampster, 4) a person lacking religion, 5) a scientist, 6) worshippers of aliens

(adj) 1) any act preceded by ulterior motives, 2) Godless scientology nonsense

For example:
"see that motha fugger right there?"
"freak'in swampster"

"see that motha fugger right there?"
"freak'in swampster"

Swampster by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 7, 2021