Tenenbaum

A genius.

Can also refer to a genius that has so many psychological problems that all the creativity he showed in the past is blocked.

They generally solve their problems by making peace with their father.

Example well illustrated in The Royal Tenenbaums, directed by the himself Tenenbaum Wes Anderson.

I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.

He found the meaning of life despite the fact he was only 9 years old. A real Tenenbaum.

by nimportnawak February 9, 2010

Tenenbaum

The act of being so responsive that the response sometimes proceeds the inquiry.

Yo I just Tenenbaumed you by telling you that shirt looked good before you even asked.

by WebberPro May 8, 2013

Lisa Tenenbaum

The worst teacher in the world. she can be a dragon woman.

the lady is such a lisa tenenbaum

by Gil Fish May 8, 2018

Tannenbaum

German word for "fir tree," often given to a Christmas tree.

I love to decorate my Tannenbaum every holiday season.

by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 27, 2017

tannenbaumed

When you start dating a crazy psycho heaux with kids right before the holidays hit and you come home to a fully decorated Christmas tree in your bachelor pad.

Dude, this chick Lance "isn't dating" tannenbaumed him the other night....

by El Guapo Sanchez November 22, 2019

tannenbaum

A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fathooker.

A herpes blister.

Check out that skank's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.

by Mark C. Dizzle November 10, 2008

tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.

Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.

by Eric D. Johnson January 7, 2007